thanks pete, this guy looks like someone i might want to get to know… you too maybe?
Lance Grunion is “Feeling like a big ol potato this morning. Hopefully I’ll bump into Geno later and give him a piece of my lampshade” on Friday
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: February 2, 1960
- Hometown: Sandwich, MA
- Relationship Status: It’s Complicated
- Political Views: Independent
- Religious Views: What’s the use?
- Activities: playing “go get the damn ball” with my dog Steve, shaping surfboards with my cousin Brantley, climbing rocks the size of your face, fly fishing, cooking crystal, crosswords
- Interests: makin things happen, gettin my feet wet, tellin it like it is, baitin hooks, settin traps, layin it all on the line and rollin with the punches.
- Favorite Music: Molly Hatchet, Ted Nugent, Damn Yankees, Slaughter,America, Styx
- Favorite TV Shows: Mash, Taxi, Night Court
- Favorite Movies: The Best Of The Best, The Best Of The Best 2, No Retreat No Surrender, Lion Heart
- Favorite Books: Loud Mouth Soup For The Alcoholic Soul, 101 Meals To Prepare With Paprika, The Pork Chop Express, The Other Side of Tender
- Favorite Quotations:
- “Get the fuck out’a my way!” - Ian Bonewhistle
- About Me:
- Hey everybody my name is Lance and I take risks on a daily basis. It’s what I do. Most ordinary people try their best to avoid intense situations but a person like me is always trying to put myself into an intense situation. I have been repoing for 23 years now and nothing ever ceases to amaze me in this business. I have been shot at 5 times, stabbed 14 times, maced more times than I care to count and called every name in the book and I want some more! I grew up on a rather long and dusty road just two shakes of a lambs tail away from the southern entrance ramp to the Cranberry Stripway in Sandwich Massachusetts. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes sometimes I do eat a sandwich for lunch. After high school I moved out to Nebraska where I studied Criminal Justice at the prestigous Western Nebraska Community College. After college I moved back to Sandwich with my dog Steve and have been here ever since. I got it made in the bloody shade! That’s right, home is where the salty dog rests his salty paws.
Education and Work
- College:
- Western Nebraska Community College ‘86
- Crimincal Justice
- High School:
- Sandwich High School ‘78
- Employer: East Sandwich Repo
- Time Period: January 1988 - Present
- Location: East Sandwich, MA
